I BEG YOUR FINEST FUCKING PARDON Backpack

MIND SAYIHNG THAT AGAIN?!?

Materials information:
.: 100% polyester
.: Lightweight and waterproof
.: Adjustable shoulder straps
.: Blank name tag sewn inside
.: NB! Size variance +/- 0.5"
.: NB! Dashed lines used in the cut & sew process may be visible in the front pocket's interior
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts